DATE NIGHT FRIDAY WITH MS.306

10 WAYS TO LOSE A GUY

1) That soon to be stalker chick aka Ms. Acting Desperate- never make him your main priority have other things to do. If you call all the time and invite yourself over because you figure you have a key eventually it will become a turn off. Ladies remember if you are not paying half the rent or at least the cell bills then you don’t need to be in the man’s face every 5 seconds take up a hobby or go out with your friends sometimes…Needy women don’t get the ring to fast just Privacy Star or possibly a restraining order whichever comes first!!

2) Little Ms. Hygiene- Nothing like a funky woman that smelled like she has been at the club all night or work for a fish market. Always be clean and act like you just came off the runway. Appearance is everything. Ladies your goal even if that means you’re just going to the grocery store is to always look fly make up on, hair looking good even if it’s a lace front, and by all means wear that Dolce and Gabbana (Powder Blue one of my favorites) spray perfume on both wrist then rub together and smear on from your chest to thighs and just spray a little behind the neck trust it works every time…REMEMBER THE goal is to attract a man not wolves and a few squirrels…lol…all because you decided to bathe in your perfume or wear the cheapest stuff you could find at Walmart or CVS. Men know cheap perfume a mile away. You need samples because your money is a little funny that week go right to Sephora they will hook you up.

3) Ms. What should I Wear Tonight- No man wants to be with a trashy women where he has guys asking how much for them to hit that night nor does he want a Liberian either where he has to figure out how many layers of clothes are you really wearing. Dress to impress by dressing Sexy Conservative is what I call it. Wear your “I’m giving him something nice to look at, but also something to fantasize about later”. Having a huge back side or Big girls in the front is cool but the whole world don’t need to see either parts literally save some of that for the bedroom or at least let the man take you to dinner first…Hey Idon’t judge..lol

4) Ms. I’m Never on time- Ok I really do have my nerve saying anything about this rule but I am getting better…lol…Do your best to be on time nothing is worse than having dinner reservations and you miss them because she still trying to find something to wear. Men take that as if you’re late for dinner then you will be late for everything else. It can be cute at first but will be real annoying later.

5) Ms. I am about to Blow his mind- Now this rule is hard, but can be doable with practice. One thing you don’t do is ever act like you just worked for Circus Soleil when you never even seen a show in your life…lol…or King of Diamonds (Strip club) to all those women all I can say is “wow nothing but props” but I can’t do it…You knew when you got in that room how flexible you truly were. Men want sexy like porn star not a hospital bill because something went terribly wrong while you were standing on your head while holding on to the head board. That’s not bringing sexy back ma…ijs..lol

6) Ms. Self-Absorbed aka the Beautiful One- UGH leave room for more than just the person that stares back at you in the mirror. This is a huge turnoff for men even if he is boring and you two will never have another date again from your stand point. There is nothing worse than a self-absorbed woman. I don’t care if all he is talking about is what he collected as a kid and you’re looking at him like REALLY???… just go with it anyway it will make him happy at the end.

7) Ms. I’m just keeping it real with you-There’s a double edge sword to this rule because it will always be a damn if you do damn if you don’t situation. So depending on what you need to keep it real about depends on the situation. I say be as honest as possible to a degree. No one needs to know your life story, but daggit if you have a stalker that is watching yah while you are eating it would be nice to give that brotha a heads up!!!

8) Ms. my EX did me dirty- OMG I understand but LET IT GO LADIES a new man is out there for you.

Always remember regardless if yah get back together in the future or not. That man is now your EX for a REASON. No man wants to hear all night about how Carlos done did you wrong and there will never be another like him. That is grounds for going dutch on a date and just your luck you don’t have no money on you and he drove (BLANK STARE ON WHAT TO DO IN THIS SITUATION…LOL). When speaking about an ex keep it short and brief and by all means keep it moving.

9) Ms. I Like whatever you like NOT aka Ms. Staying Healthy- If you meet a man that pays attention to every little thing you stuff in your mouth and you continue to stay with him then keep in shape. Trust golden rule if you know you like to eat like myself then dating a health food nut is not the way to go. OK let us remember we did say YOU continued to see him because OH MY GOODNESS he was fine and his abs were like whoa…LOL… so on that note stay in shape. A lot of men are soooo hypocritical with this rule because they can look like a 300lb bear, but let you gain 5lbs and all you hear is “DANG YOU DONE GOTTEN BIG”…Trust you can keep going to Popeye’s if you like once that man gets tired of you being a slob he will find someone else. So if your into a healthy man don’t do it for him do it for you.

10) Ms. Over Achiever - This woman has it going on she is smart, she is pretty, credit is great, got all her degrees and etc. Only one problem she has to keep letting EVERYBODY know how great she really is career wise. Nothing is wrong with being a successful woman, but the last thing any man wants to hear is how successful you are and how well you live and how much cash you spend on that black card and blah blah blah…lol.. That’s a turnoff you may think “ Ok he is just jealous of me and my success”…no not the case he just don’t want to hear about it all the time or you throwing it in his face every time you argue because you may just make more than him. Relax and enjoy your experience and by all means make him feel like a king even if he is not financially on your level.

                                                  The Ms. 306 Bonus rule- Ms. Goldigger

This rule really should have been my number one but either way if you qualify for any of my other rules he was leaving anyway soooo on that note…lol…ON TO OUR GOLD DIGGER ladies you know who you are you’re that chick that is at every NBA game yet don’t even know what a free throw is…lol or that chick that makes sure she is at every hot event that all the ballers go to. No matter what you do in life if a guy can genuinely tell that you are trying to do something with your life in other words have (GOALS) that will be the woman he will stay with. NO MAN wants a woman that they have to take care of financially UNLESS IT WAS ALREADY AGREED UPON. Just because he is established don’t mean all of sudden WE ARE ESTABLISHED don’t ever get that damn comfortable to think that you can stop everything you are doing and never have to work again because you have met a man that makes 6 figures. Trust and believe no matter how good you are in bed or how pretty you are if there are no real goals in life and that is what he is looking for verses a woman living off of him. Then I say be smart and secretly keep some cash saved in the bank because your ride is about to be short live.

This is DATE NIGHT FRIDAY w/ Ms. 306 I hope everyone enjoyed my opinion on the dating rules any suggestions on something I missed let me know!!!!

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